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No. What's the point in something like shame?

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For normal people? It usually stops us from doing things we might regret.

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Is that your way of telling me I should regret you or you should regret me?

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Neither. [ Seriously Connor ] I just regret getting caught by my neighbors.

A little.

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Why?

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Because! It's [ embarrassing ] private.

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It's still private.

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Slightly less private when other people can hear you.

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Guess you'll have to start a new career as a pillow biter.

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[ There's a pause for several seconds while he considers this. ]

You'd like that, wouldn't you.

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I've already made my preference clear at this point. Though, in the end, loud or quiet, it doesn't really matter.

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It doesn't?

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No. It's still good sex either way.

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Well that's [ ... ] good to know.

The neighbors probably agree.

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I was under the impression you knew that already.

What, with the neighbors hearing and all.

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Just because they can hear it doesn't mean they think it's good.

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I wasn't talking about your neighbor's opinion.

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Oh. [ That gets him smiling like an idiot. ] I knew. But it's nice to hear you say it.

See you text it.

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Was it not obvious?

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I don't know. You're kind of hard to figure out.

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Wouldn't keep coming back if I didn't like it.

[ Nevermind that sometimes he just needs a little IT help. Sex is just a bonus. ]

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Unless you needed me to do something for your boss.

[ He's got your number, Connor. ]

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[ Ehhhhh... shh. ]

Technically, I'm asking you to do it for me.

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Is that the way you ask everyone for favors?

[ He thinks he's just kidding but hahahahaha. ]

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[ HAHAHAHAHAHA— ]

Very subtle, Oliver.